Thursday, October 15, 2026

The Foundling By Frank Lauria

The Foundling
By Frank Lauria
1984 Pocket Books
Paperback, 284 pages


                Online reviews of this one are mostly harsh, but I tore through it quickly, enjoying it as I read. The thing is, as I sit here to review it two hours after finishing it, I’m having trouble remembering it. I guess it is a bit “meh” when all is said and done but I liked it while reading it, and that’s really the point of reading, is it not?

 

                Jeff and Ruth Austin have a crumbling marriage. They lost their four-year-old daughter and had a miscarriage years ago and are unable to conceive again. He is a rich jingle producer and former rock star, and she is a teacher. Money is no problem, so they agree to adopt a child. They meet 12 year old Dani, a smart, talented, beautiful and polite child. Mature beyond her years. They foster her and a trial run is set up and everything is great. The Austin's marriage is repaired, even in the bedroom. Too bad they didn’t read the 36 page prologue.

 

                Dani, great though she is, is the offspring of a prostitute and was raised by nuns. She excelled in school and was the apple of Sister Rose’s eye. The good Sister gave Dani a camera and the youngster became very adept with it. Sister Rose also caught her taking dirty pictures of her girlfriend. This made Sister Rose very confused, and she wound up killing herself. But the Austins don’t know all that. They do have to deal with Dani’s emerging womanhood, though, and things can get fiery if they’re not careful. Literally.

 

                Jeff builds a studio on his property and is coerced into recording a new album for fading rock star Eric Jordan. Not only does Dani impress everyone with her soul-capturing photos but she is a capable studio engineer and songwriter. Needless to say, all of the attention to Dani messes with her mind and things blow up and she has to drown her sorrows. Lauria has sexualized the child to such an extent that everyone seems to hit on her in one way or another. That shit is creepy, no matter how mature she is written.

 

                Another thing is how two adults in the story are absolutely aghast that Dani would have lesbian tendencies. Maybe it was crazy and wild in 1984 but in today’s world, I doubt there are many teens who wouldn’t try a few things on for size. I kind of rolled my eyes as her new Mom was in tears over her adopted daughter’s preferences. Grow up, Ruth, and take your medicine!

 

                With Carrie and Firestarter rips and look for a Charles Manson reference. And lots of nipples. So, yes. The book is good, an easy read and has a great cover (by whom, I do not know) despite the pseudo-Telecaster’s bizarre set-up. I doubt I will ever read it again, though.

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